Friday, September 03, 2010

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Stuff My Four Year Old Says

Lifestyle - Family

valor.jpgI am blessed with a very bright four year old son named Valor. We never spoke to Valor like a baby, and as a result he began speaking pretty maturely at a very young age. Don't take that as meaning we didn't let him enjoy being a goofy toddler. Val has a blast, he's just very smart and he speaks so well it's a little disarming for some people.

Val looks just like his dad, but he has his mom's ice blue eyes. As if it wasn't enough to love your child I am really head over heels for the boy. One, he's fantastic, and two, every time I look in his eyes I see his mom, who I love very much.

Val and I have developed a kind of language of our own. Everything is based on English, but we have created some unusual idioms of our own that have entered and stayed in our repertoire. Here are some of Valor's contributions to our vocabulary. Some of them were inspired by me, some were simple mispronunciations, but honestly some of this stuff I have no idea where he came up with it.

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Oh Little Palm Pre Plus, I Love You

Lifestyle - Gadgets

Palm Pre PlusI've had a hard-on for a new phone ever since the Droid came out in November. The Droid wasn't the "it" phone for me, but it got me to start paying really close attention. I figured I would wait until some Android phone with a killer form factor and a fast CPU came along, and I would be in. I was kind of thinking that a Nexus One on Verizon would fit that bill. 

So it just barely got my attention that the Palm phones were debuting on Verizon on Monday this week. I kind of noticed at the last minute, but I did the same thing I did with Android. I downloaded the SDK and started playing with it on my Mac. Holy crap! Not only was Palm not even on my radar, this operating system destroyed Android! Totally shook up my whole frame of mind on phones.

So I spent the whole weekend obsessively reading and watching everything I can find on the Palm Pre. That obsession continues into the week. Lucky for the world, because I quit smoking on Monday. The Palm Pre is not only a kick ass smartphone, it saves lives. Saves lives because I am pretty sure I would have killed somebody for a cigarette this week, but didn't because I went out and got a Palm Pre Plus instead.

 

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Zombie Apocalypse: Blunt And Edged Weapons

Lifestyle - Zombie Apocalypse

zombie.jpgThe zombie apocalypse. If you're smart you are making your preparations now. Studies show that 72 hours after the initial outbreak infecteds will outnumber susceptibles. Too late to head for Wal-Mart to stock up on supplies. You'll either be eaten or killed by other panicking susceptibles.

Firearms are an important part of your post-apocalyptic arsenal. Firearms allow you to do a lot of damage from a safe distance without over exerting yourself. However, firearms are dependent on ammunition, the availability of which is not guaranteed. Also, both the firearms and their ammunition can fail. You'll need to have more tricks in your bag if you're going to survive.

Obviously we are going to need to have a means of self defense that is not prone to mechanical failure or the inability to use it because there is no more ammo. That is where blunt and edged weapons enter the picture.

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Zombie Apocalypse: A Sensible Approach To Firearms

Lifestyle - Zombie Apocalypse

zombie.jpgZombie apocalypse. If you know what I mean we're on the same page here. It's not a matter of "if", but "when". If you don't know what I'm talking about, read on.

The zombie apocalypse is a frequent topic of consideration in my workplace and in my home. I am fortunate enough to be surrounded by others who recognize the importance of preparing for this world changing event, and we spend long hours coming up with and comparing our plans for the impending day when the dead walk the earth.

Weapons are a popular topic of conversation when it comes to discussing the end of the world and the advent of the living dead, but most people aren't terribly pragmatic when it comes to the weapons they would like to have in their post-apocalyptic arsenal. Forget about flamethrowers, rocket launchers and similar video game inspired silliness, and while you're at it, forget about that machete too. The machete? Yes. The Machete. Throw it out. Here are my picks for your best chance at survival and maximum zombie dispatching utility.

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